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Lolo Moku is Crazy Island. That is my family. We are an island, and taking care of this island is a fulltime job. This blog is my outlet. Hope you all enjoy my recipes, fails, and all around views on life. :)

Friday, January 11, 2013

And raising boys... fun! ;)






Things Boys Need To Know About Life


So when I originally saw this list on Facebook, I thought "AWESOME". But then after reading it some more (and dealing with  my boys), I  have decided there are a few more things that DEFINITELY need to be taught. ;) Some of these are the original ones, but I can't figure out where to link back to... sorry original poster! :(

1. Be nice to your mother. Even when you don't agree, she will always be your biggest supporter. 


2. Pick an extracurricular and stick with it. Whether it be sports, band, debate club, drama, choir (Before you make jokes, Justin Timberlake was in choir), just pick one you like and are good at, and do it. All through high school, if possible. It helps you be part of a team, learn to practice,  and keeps you out of trouble.


3. Do not be a follower. Be a good leader and others will follow.

4. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know - someday that will mean you. ;). Oh, and put the seat back down if living with females. It's just polite.

5. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it someday. It is also good to get a job and stick with it. It is important to creditors and that will come in handy.

6. Learn how to cook at least one meal really well. Then you won't starve, and might just impress your girlfriend someday. ;)

7. Always donate to a worthy cause, and don't hesitate to donate time... good karma goes a long way.

8. Never, EVER, act like a bully. Always think about how you would feel if 

someone treated you that way.

9.  Don't ever tell yourself that school is not important. It is more important that you know now. Put  your education first, and everything else will come to you.

10. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

11. Try not to stink. A shower only takes a few minutes. Take one.

12.  Do not be afraid to do dishes, laundry, cooking, changing diapers...these things will mean a lot to your future spouse.

13. You can never be too polite. Thank you, please and excuse me are key.

14.  Be a good sport. No one...and I mean NO ONE...likes a sore loser or a bragging winner. Winning is NOT the most important thing.

15.  This is a hard one to teach, but sex is not a given. No really does mean NO. Oh, And wear a raincoat. Girls are not always honest, and you need to protect yourself.


16. Life is about figuring out how to get along with others. Sometimes it is okay to keep your mouth shut. See 17

17. It is okay to be wrong. People prefer you to admit it and be gracious, rather than bullheaded.

18. Money does not solve everything.  That being said, try to make as much money as possible without interfering with your life, marriage, kids, etc.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.

Last...And this is important: Don't touch your junk in public.  And don't think that 'home" is not public... anywhere that there are other people present - that is public. Just leave those private parts private...PLEASE, for the love of all that is good. :)

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